When I Am Queen - Thursday

Farriers (horse shoers) will only work on sunny days, like yesterday.

When wives have a bachelorette night at home, they may eat homemade angel hair pasta with tomato butter sauce, elk with porcini mushroom sausage and of course browned porcini mushrooms.  Please add fresh grated Parmigiano Reggiano.  The queen says that this wonderful meal is well worth the .4 lb. weight gain.

The queen believes that the current group of politicians CANNOT understand the word bipartisan.  They must have all been ill when that vocabulary word was taught.  The queen wonders of they would understand the word - beheadings?

The queen would like to assign value to mud scraped off horses' hides.   

Women, of a certain age, shall be valued by the pound and sore feet will be one of the first qualifiers for sainthood.

Do you have queenly proclamations?  Let's hear 'em.              


 

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