When I Am Queen - Thursday

The queen helped a neighbor fill out the census form today.  Question #8 - are you of Hispanic origin?  Preceding this question was the statement that Hispanic origin would not be considered a race in this census. 
Stay with me now.
Question #9 - What is your race?  So what does the person of Hispanic origin do?  My neighbor answered other and filled in human...duh.  Or maybe the queen filled the blank in and added the duh.
The queen loves this.

While the queen hates politics and speaking in the 3rd person,
she has determined that the republicans in the federal government are narrow minded, nasty nay-sayers and the democrats are mealy mouthed wusses.  She would like them all beheaded. 

How complicated are the facts?  We have the personnel and the facilities to have the best health care in the world.  Our actual ranking in the developed world for services provided is 37th.  This is stupid and the queen wants heads to roll!  But God forbid anybody in the insurance industry lose their job.  The queen is sorry that she cannot just say "Off with their heads!" 

The queen, by the way, has a uterus.  Do any of the government lockstep idiots think they are gonna legislate the queen's uterus?  Not damn likely. 

The queen knows that if men gave birth, it would immediately become a sacrament or grounds for beatification. 

Lighter note - Today is a beautiful day and the queen decrees that you may take the rest of the day off and get yourself outside.


 

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