BIRD FARM SOUTHThe Queen is at Cross Country Trail Ride - Thursday
The queen has been on a horse all week. The queen supposes that there are Asshats everywhere, even Eminence, Missouri. The queen is grateful they are few and far between.
1. When I am queen, we will cut fingers off of litterbugs. Should have a pretty quick effect.
2. Merge does NOT mean yield. Merge has to do with the accelerator, yield with the brake. Duhhh.
3. Horses have the right of way. Let me repeat - HORSES HAVE THE RIGHT OF WAY. If you are dumb enough to hit a horse, the rider or driver gets as much as your insurance company can pay and then they get everything you have. And they deserve it. I'll bet you can imagine what the queens punishment will be?
4. The queens gratitude is sent to the weather god; the week has been stunning.
5. The queen has a message for everyone - If you cut off your nose, you are spiting your own face. Surely most of you are smarter than that. People look stupid without noses, especially if they cut them off themselves.
6. If your mother didn't teach you etiquette, go online, get a book or take a class. Normally, curtesy is free and is one of the most valuable lasting ways to make a fine impression on someone.
Enough - enjoy Friday - by my decree.
1. When I am queen, we will cut fingers off of litterbugs. Should have a pretty quick effect.
2. Merge does NOT mean yield. Merge has to do with the accelerator, yield with the brake. Duhhh.
3. Horses have the right of way. Let me repeat - HORSES HAVE THE RIGHT OF WAY. If you are dumb enough to hit a horse, the rider or driver gets as much as your insurance company can pay and then they get everything you have. And they deserve it. I'll bet you can imagine what the queens punishment will be?
4. The queens gratitude is sent to the weather god; the week has been stunning.
5. The queen has a message for everyone - If you cut off your nose, you are spiting your own face. Surely most of you are smarter than that. People look stupid without noses, especially if they cut them off themselves.
6. If your mother didn't teach you etiquette, go online, get a book or take a class. Normally, curtesy is free and is one of the most valuable lasting ways to make a fine impression on someone.
Enough - enjoy Friday - by my decree.
Posted by Lisa Strafford at 5/6/2010 6:00 PM 
Categories: Queen Day
Tags: courtesy horse etiquette queen day
Categories: Queen Day
Tags: courtesy horse etiquette queen day
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